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{T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
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Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

{1}{R}: Greater Forgeling gets +3/-3 until end of turn.

{3}, Discard a card: Copy three instant cards chosen at random. You may cast one of the copies without paying its mana cost.
{3}, Discard a card: Copy three sorcery cards chosen at random. You may cast one of the copies without paying its mana cost. Activate only as a sorcery.

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

{W}, {T}: Remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature. If you do, you gain 2 life.

You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.

{B}, Sacrifice Implement of Malice: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
When Implement of Malice is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +2/+4 and loses flying.
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to equipped creature.
Equip {2}

{TK}{TK} — Exalted, exalted
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Shadow
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/4

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that artifact.

Look at the top five cards of your library. If you control more creatures than each other player, put two of those cards into your hand. Otherwise, put one of them into your hand. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.

Flying
When Spire Owl enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Flash
When Deputy of Acquittals enters the battlefield, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand.

{2}, {T}: Choose target opponent. Conjure a duplicate of the top card of their library into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell." Then they exile the top card of their library face down.

Incubate X twice, where X is the number of lands you control.

{T}: Tap target artifact you don't control.

This spell can't be countered.
{R/G}: Target spell can't be countered.

Training
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on one or more Humans you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Trample
Whenever Book Devourer deals combat damage to a player, you may discard all the cards in your hand. If you do, draw that many cards.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Flash
Flying
Psychic Defense — When Githzerai Monk enters the battlefield, tap all creatures you don't control.

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, Akki Raider gets +1/+0 until end of turn.