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Trained in the arts of stealth, royal assassins choose their victims carefully, relying on timing and precision rather than brute force.

Bears aren't always as strong and as mean as you imagine. Some are even stronger and meaner.

With one flap of her wings, the angel beat back the fires of war.

Her sword sings more beautifully than any choir.

"Defending the citadel is easy. I just take these big fellows outside the main gate and let the enemy take a good long look."
—Mastodon keeper

"You know I accept only one currency here, and yet you have sought me out. Why now do you hesitate?"
—Xathrid demon

"All the wizardry in the world has to pass through one small and easily sealed door."
—Ajani Goldmane

Hunters of every species on the savannah, silvercoats disdain camouflage in favor of total dominance of the food chain.

"I give them dreams so wondrous that they hesitate to return to the world of the conscious."
—Garild, merfolk mage

"A relic donation is suggested."
"The suggestion is mandatory."
—Temple signs

"At summer's end, the pegasus herd stampedes across the sky. Their silent footfalls taunt the clouds and bid the rains to come."
—Stormfront fable

Genius is overrated, especially when it's someone else's.

"The educated mind is heavy with lore and knowledge. It's also the most likely to collapse under its own weight."
—Ambassador Laquatus

"Born under the moon, the second child will stumble on temptation and seek power in the dark places of the heart."
—Codex of the Constellari

Mages routinely summon creatures from the Aether. It's only fair that they occasionally throw one back.

"I welcome it. The pasture is cleared of weeds and the wolves are frozen solid."
—Lumi, goatherd

A wurm knows nothing of deception. If it opens its mouth, it plans to eat you.