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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has haste and "{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."

When Prosperous Innkeeper enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has toxic 1.
Equip {1}

When Protean Hulk dies, search your library for any number of creature cards with total mana value 6 or less, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Protean Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to Protean Hydra, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it.
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is removed from Protean Hydra, put two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Morph {0}
When Proteus Machine is turned face up, it becomes the creature type of your choice.

{2}{U}, {T}: Put target creature on the bottom of its owner's library. That creature's controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. The player puts that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of their library in any order. Activate only as a sorcery.

Imprint — When Prototype Portal enters the battlefield, you may exile an artifact card from your hand.
{X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card. X is the mana value of that card.

Trample
Creatures you control with trample have "You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked."

When Provisions Merchant enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Whenever Provisions Merchant attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, attacking creatures get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.

Untap target creature you don't control. That creature blocks this turn if able.
Draw a card.

Provoke the Trolls deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn.

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
Equip {2}

This spell can't be countered.
Creature spells you control can't be countered.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Equip {2}

As Psychic Paper becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name and a creature type.
Equipped creature has ward {1}, it can't be blocked, and its name and creature type are the last chosen name and creature type.
Equip {2}

Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle their library, Psychogenic Probe deals 2 damage to that player.

Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

Target multicolored creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Draw a card.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Psychotrope Thallid.
Remove three spore counters from Psychotrope Thallid: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
{1}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Draw a card.

Public Thoroughfare enters the battlefield tapped.
When Public Thoroughfare enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped artifact or land you control.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{X}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever Pugnacious Hammerskull attacks while you don't control another Dinosaur, put a stun counter on it.

Whenever Pugnacious Pugilist attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Blitz {3}{R}

If a basic land you control is tapped for mana, it produces mana of a color of your choice instead of any other type.