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{2}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Haste
When this creature enters, you may have target creature block it this turn if able.

Vigilance
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn.
Saddle 3

Trample
Players can't gain life.

Reach
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature that has been dealt damage this turn, this creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.

Trample; haste; shroud

As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +2/+2.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Saddle 1

Whenever Gilded Ambusher attacks, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, each opponent exiles a nonland, nontoken permanent they control and a random nonland card from their library, then Gilded Ambusher deals damage to them equal to the total mana value of the cards exiled this way.

Whenever this creature attacks, if you control a Desert or there is a Desert card in your graveyard, target creature can't block this turn.

Menace
When this creature enters, you may destroy target non-Elf creature whose power and toughness aren't equal.

Artifact creatures you control have trample.
At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/0 red Gremlin artifact creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named artifact tokens you control.

Trample
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, Gimli deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

When this creature dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Rogue creature token.
Blitz {3}{B}

When Gisa and Geralf enters, mill four cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Zombie creature spell from your graveyard.

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put all creature cards exiled with Gisa onto the battlefield under your control. They gain decayed.

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life.
Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace.
Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flying, first strike, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Gisela and a creature named Bruna, the Fading Light, exile them, then meld them into Brisela, Voice of Nightmares.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
When this creature dies, return another target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Morph {4}{U}

Whenever a player casts a blue spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you scry 2.
{2}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.