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Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Menace
Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this creature deals 3 damage to any target. Then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

{R}, {T}: Flanking Licid loses this ability and becomes a creature enchantment that reads "Enchanted creature gains flanking" instead of a creature. Move Flanking Licid onto target creature. You may pay {R} to end this effect.

You may sacrifice a nontoken green creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

You may sacrifice a nontoken blue creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.

You may sacrifice a nontoken red creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a Human, instead it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

You may sacrifice a nontoken white creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Until end of turn, your life total can't change, and permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible.

You may sacrifice a nontoken black creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.

Damage can't be prevented this turn.
Flashback {R}

You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by {2}.

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if it targets a permanent you control.
Create a token that's a copy of target permanent.
Flashback {4}{U}{U}

Flash
When Flash Thompson enters, choose one or both —
• Heckle — Tap target creature.
• Hero Worship — Untap target creature.

Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Flashback—{1}{U}, Exile X blue cards from your graveyard.

Destroy all Plains.

Counter target red or green spell.

Creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 0/1 until end of turn.

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Reach
When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power.
Negamorph {1}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its negamorph cost and put a -1/-1 counter on it.)

{T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.

Casualty 3
Exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. Copy that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Exile target creature or planeswalker. You gain life equal to the number of counters on it.

Lifelink
Flesh Flayer — When this creature enters, mill three cards.