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Once per turn, you may cast a nonland card as though it was another card of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color. No looking cards up!)

Destroy target creature with flying.
Reinforce 2—{2}{G}

When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it and attach this Equipment to it.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Equip {2}

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.

Exile target nonland permanent. Each player other than its controller creates a token that's a copy of it.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Roll the planar die. Activate only as a sorcery.

If a triggered ability of a permanent you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

Each opponent mills fourteen cards.
Cycling {1}{U}
When you cycle this card, each opponent mills four cards.

Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. You gain 2 life for each permanent destroyed this way.

Exile target nontoken artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls. Its controller puts a random creature card with lesser mana value from their library onto the battlefield tapped.

Defender
When this creature dies, draw a card.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment with mana value 4 or less.

Flying
Francisco can't block.
Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to a player, Francisco explores.
Partner

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Frantic Firebolt deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Frantic Inventory in your graveyard.

Haste
When this creature enters, suspect it.
Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if this creature is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, this creature is no longer suspected.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample.

When this artifact enters, put a rope counter on target creature you control.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay {2}. If they do, they put a rope counter on a creature they control. Otherwise, exile this artifact and each creature without a rope counter on it, then remove all rope counters from all creatures.

Each player loses half their life, then discards half the cards in their hand, then sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice. Round up each time.

Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put two oil counters on it.

Mill four cards. Then put an instant, sorcery, or Faerie card from among the milled cards into your hand.