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Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has infect.
Whenever Grafted Exoskeleton becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent.
Equip {2}

Enchant land
When Grafted Growth enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Equipped creature gets +3/+2.
Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent.
Equip {0}

Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, create a Food token.
Doctor's companion

Grakmaw, Skyclave Ravager enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on Grakmaw.
When Grakmaw dies, create an X/X black and green Hydra creature token, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Grakmaw.

During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.

White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast.

Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.
{U}: Target artifact creature becomes blue until end of turn.
Tap an untapped blue creature you control: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Celebration — Grand Ball Guest gets +1/+1 and has trample as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Grand Coliseum enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Grand Coliseum deals 1 damage to you.

Create X 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
{2}, {T}: Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.

As long as Grand Master of Flowers has seven or more loyalty counters on him, he's a 7/7 Dragon God creature with flying and indestructible.
[+1]: Target creature without first strike, double strike, or vigilance can't attack or block until your next turn.
[+1]: Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Monk of the Open Hand, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Whenever a creature dies, its controller distributes a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power among any number of target creatures they control.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player exiles all creatures they control and creates X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the total power of the creatures they exiled this way. Then planeswalk.

Haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, add that much mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Grandmother Ravi Sengir and you gain 1 life.

Flying
{R}: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Flying, vigilance
Disguise {W/U}{W/U}
When Granite Witness is turned face up, you may tap or untap target creature.

Menace
Cycling {2}

You may reveal a noncreature card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand.

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target.
Storm

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Equipped creature has double strike.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may have target creature block it this turn if able.
Equip {4}

Defender, reach
{4}{G}: Grappling Sundew gains indestructible until end of turn.