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Menace, haste
Whenever Satya attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of up to one other target nontoken creature you control. You get {E}{E}. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that token unless you pay an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

When Sophia enters, create Tiny, a legendary 2/2 green Dog Detective creature token with trample.
{1}, Sacrifice an artifact token: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Dog you control.
Whenever a Dog you control deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token, then investigate.

Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.

Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

When you unlock this door, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Flying
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature.

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color. If it was a Locus or Sphere land, put a +1/+1 counter on Locus Cobra.

{U}, {T}: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Destroy target creature. If that creature had a +1/+1 counter on it, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life.

Target player discards a card for each Swamp you control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

When this creature enters, create two Treasure tokens.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
Put a -1/-1 counter on this creature: Untap this creature.

When this creature enters, create a Food token.
{2}{G}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Trample
Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever you attack, spells you cast from exile this turn cost {X} less to cast, where X is the number of players being attacked. Exile the top X cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards.

Whenever you attack a player with one or more equipped creatures, draw a card.
{W}: You may unattach an Equipment from a creature you control. If you do, tap that creature and it gains indestructible until end of turn.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Splice onto Arcane {G}

Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it wasn't sacrificed, you may pay {3}. If you do, draw a card.

Choose one —
• Rip Apart deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Whenever a player casts a spell they don't own, that player creates a Treasure token.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller looks at the top card of that opponent's library and exiles it face down. They may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast a spell this way.