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Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Monk in addition to its other types.
Equip {2}

When a creature enters, sacrifice this artifact and create X 2/2 green Monkey creature tokens, where X is that creature's mana value.

As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.

At the beginning of each player's end step, tap all untapped Islands that player controls and this enchantment deals X damage to the player, where X is the number of Islands tapped this way.

{1}{G}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
Retrace

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or reveal a creature card from your hand.
Monstrous Emergence deals damage equal to the power of the creature you chose or the card you revealed to target creature.

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

This creature can't attack unless you control more lands than defending player.
This creature can't block unless you control more lands than attacking player.

Monstrous Onslaught deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control as you cast this spell.

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it.

Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn. Up to one other target creature blocks it this turn if able.
Cycling {2}

Whenever you cast a creature spell with power 5 or greater, discover X, where X is that spell's mana value.

Whenever you discard a card, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Draw a card.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Each opponent loses 3 life.

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a basic, Sphere, or Locus land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{3}: This artifact becomes a 9/9 Phyrexian Construct artifact creature, loses all abilities, and gains indestructible and toxic 9. Activate only if there are nine or more lands with different names among the basic, Sphere, and Locus lands you control.

Flying

Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Choose target creature you don't control. Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Nightbound

Transform all Humans. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures other than Werewolves and Wolves.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it's night.
Moonrager's Slash deals 3 damage to any target.