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{0}: This creature gets -1/-0 and gains flying until end of turn.

{X}{X}{G}: Monstrosity X.
When this creature becomes monstrous, create X X/X green Hydra creature tokens.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on enchanted creature.

As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample

Whenever you cast a blue spell, if Hydro-Man is a creature, he gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
At the beginning of your end step, untap Hydro-Man. Until your next turn, he becomes a land and gains "{T}: Add {U}."

Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.

When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time.
Flying, trample
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Attacking creatures get -2/-0 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Target creature gets -5/-0 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike.
Umbra armor

Whenever you tap an untapped creature an opponent controls, you may pay {1}. When you do, choose one —
• Create a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature token.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
• Scry 2, then draw a card.

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.
You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.

Target player discards two cards at random.

Suspend 3—{1}{G}{G}
Starting with you, each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield. Repeat this process until no one puts a card onto the battlefield.

Flying, haste
You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.

Kicker {4}
Target player discards a card. If this spell was kicked, that player discards three cards instead.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.

Flying

Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.

Whenever another Goblin you control becomes blocked, sacrifice it. If you do, it deals 4 damage to each creature blocking it.
Sacrifice two Mountains: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

{1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.

This creature enters with a javelin counter on it.
{T}, Remove a javelin counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.