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When Fractal Harness enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it and attach Fractal Harness to it.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Equip {2}

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.

Exile target nonland permanent. Each player other than its controller creates a token that's a copy of it.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Roll the planar die. Activate only as a sorcery.

Each opponent mills fourteen cards.
Cycling {1}{U}
When you cycle Fractured Sanity, each opponent mills four cards.

Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. You gain 2 life for each permanent destroyed this way.

Exile target nontoken artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls. Its controller puts a random creature card with lesser mana value from their library onto the battlefield tapped.

Defender
When Fragment of Konda dies, draw a card.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment with mana value 4 or less.

Flying
Francisco, Fowl Marauder can't block.
Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to a player, Francisco explores.
Partner

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Frantic Firebolt deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Frantic Inventory in your graveyard.

Haste
When Frantic Scapegoat enters the battlefield, suspect it.
Whenever one or more other creatures enter the battlefield under your control, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

When Fraying Line enters the battlefield, put a rope counter on target creature you control.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay {2}. If they do, they put a rope counter on a creature they control. Otherwise, exile Fraying Line and each creature without a rope counter on it, then remove all rope counters from all creatures.

Each player loses half their life, then discards half the cards in their hand, then sacrifices half the creatures they control. Round up each time.

Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put two oil counters on it.

Mill four cards. Then put an instant, sorcery, or Faerie card from among the milled cards into your hand.

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

Enchant creature
{U}: Tap enchanted creature.
{U}: Untap enchanted creature.

Improvise
Flying
{1}{R}: Freejam Regent gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever Freelance Muscle attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power and/or toughness among other creatures you control.