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{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

Enchant creature
{U}: Tap enchanted creature.
{U}: Untap enchanted creature.

Improvise
Flying
{1}{R}: Freejam Regent gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever Freelance Muscle attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power and/or toughness among other creatures you control.

Freestrider Commando enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if it wasn't cast or no mana was spent to cast it.
Plot {3}{G}

Reach
Whenever you commit a crime, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it. Scry 2.

Protection from enemy-colored multicolored (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything that's two enemy colors, such as blue and green.)

Each permanent you control has phasing.
At the beginning of your end step, flip a coin. If you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one.

All Slivers have "{0}: If this permanent is on the battlefield, flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile this permanent and return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. If you lose the flip, sacrifice it."

Riot
Trample
{4}{R}{G}: Frenzied Arynx gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Haste
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Frenzied Devils gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Enchant permanent
When Frenzied Fugue enters the battlefield or at the beginning of your upkeep, gain control of enchanted permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.

Prowess
When Frenzied Geistblaster enters the battlefield, if there are twenty or more instant and/or sorcery cards among cards in your graveyard, hand, and library, you may discard a card. If you do, seek an instant or sorcery card.

Whenever Frenzied Goblin attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.

When Frenzied Gorespawn enters the battlefield, for each opponent, goad target creature that player controls.
Whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents, those creatures gain menace until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.

Whenever you activate a boast ability, put a +1/+1 counter on Frenzied Raider.

Haste
All creatures can attack your opponents and planeswalkers your opponents control as though those creatures had haste.

{1}, Sacrifice Frenzied Trapbreaker: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Whenever Frenzied Trapbreaker attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls.
Nightbound

Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token for each creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.

As long as it's your turn, Fresh-Faced Recruit has first strike.

Fretwork Colony can't block.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on Fretwork Colony and you lose 1 life.

[+2]: Create a 1/1 green Elf Druid creature token with "{T}: Add {G}."
[–2]: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
[–6]: Draw a card for each green creature you control.
Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury can be your commander.