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Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has toxic 1.
Equip {1}

Target creature gets +2/+4 until end of turn.
Fuse

Kicker {W}
If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each creature you control.

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Morph {0}
When Proteus Machine is turned face up, it becomes the creature type of your choice.

{4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Protomatter Powder: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Partner with Impetuous Protege
{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Trample
Creatures you control with trample have "You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked."

When Provisions Merchant enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Whenever Provisions Merchant attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, attacking creatures get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.

Provoke the Trolls deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature is dealt damage this way, it gets +5/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
Equip {2}

When Prowling Pangolin enters the battlefield, any player may sacrifice two creatures. If a player does, sacrifice Prowling Pangolin.

Target opponent loses 3 life and puts a card from their hand on top of their library.

Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.

Counter target noncreature spell.

Discard a card: Psychatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Exile two cards from your graveyard: Psychatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever you draw a card, each opponent mills two cards.

Target player mills X cards and you gain X life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you scry 2.

Defender
Whenever Psychic Membrane blocks, you may draw a card.

Enchant permanent
When Psychic Overload enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted permanent has "Discard two artifact cards: Untap this permanent."

As Psychic Paper becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name and a creature type.
Equipped creature has ward {1}, it can't be blocked, and its name and creature type are the last chosen name and creature type.
Equip {2}