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This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {W}.

{W}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
{3}{W}{U}: Detain target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Menace
When this creature enters, each player mills three cards.
{5}{W/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

{1}{B}: Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If no cards are in that graveyard, flip this creature.

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
When this creature enters, target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
When Nezumi Prowler enters, put a deathtouch counter and a lifelink counter on target creature you control.

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target Ninja.

Flying
{U}, {T}: You may tap or untap target creature.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap target creature.

Whenever a creature you control explores a land card, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a creature you control explores a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on Nicanzil.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Blitz {2}{B}

Flying
Invasion Beams — When this Vehicle enters, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token.
Crew 2

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.

{1}, Exile two creature cards from a single graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

When this enchantment enters, create a Food token.
Foods you control have "{T}: Add {G}."
{5}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Flash
When this creature enters, return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand. It perpetually gains "This spell costs {2} more to cast."

Until end of turn, all creatures become black and all lands become Swamps.

Flying
When this creature enters, you lose 3 life.
Disguise {B}{B}

{4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain.
{4}{R}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Bestow {2}{B}{B}
This creature and enchanted creature each get +X/+X, where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards.

Ward {2}
When this creature enters, target player gets four rad counters.
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player has a rad counter.