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Islandwalk
{1}{W}: Target Merfolk you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

{1}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature with power 4 or greater.
{4}{B}, {T}: Syndicate Guildmage deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Double team
If you control exactly two legendary permanents named Syr Joshua and Syr Saxon, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them.
Each other creature you control named Syr Joshua and Syr Saxon has battle cry.

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card.
{X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

Investigate. You may play an additional land this turn.

Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Pack tactics — Whenever Targ Nar, Demon-Fang Gnoll attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.
{2}{R}{G}: Double Targ Nar's power and toughness until end of turn.

Haste
{U}{R}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from an artifact source. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Overload {3}{U}{R}

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature token you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Embalm {3}{W}{U}

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Create X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life," where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Haste
Whenever you cast a spell that targets Tenth District Legionnaire, put a +1/+1 counter on Tenth District Legionnaire, then scry 1.

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
Whenever Territorial Kavu attacks, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
• Exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

Descend 8 — The Ancient One can't attack or block unless there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard.
{2}{U}{B}: Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, target player mills cards equal to its mana value.

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can only play the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it.
You may have The Master, Formed Anew enter the battlefield as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

I — Mill three cards.
II — Return up to two target snow permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Choose three cards in each graveyard. Their owners shuffle those cards into their libraries.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Surveil 1.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of target opponent's library face down. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may look at and play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

{U}{B}, {T}: Target player loses 1 life and reveals their hand.

{4}: Scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, draw a card.
Partner

You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards.