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When Barbed Spike enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying, then attach Barbed Spike to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {2}

Create two tapped 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 4 life.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature named Festering Newt: Each opponent loses 4 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Breath of Malfegor deals 5 damage to each opponent.

Creatures with flying get +1/+1.

Whenever Goblin Medics becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to any target.

First strike, haste
Whenever Fervent Champion attacks, another target attacking Knight you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Equip abilities you activate that target Fervent Champion cost {3} less to activate.

You gain life equal to target creature's power. The next time that creature would deal damage this turn, prevent that damage.

Starting intensity 0
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, perpetually increase the intensity of Arek and the intensity of all cards named Arek, False Goldwarden in your graveyard, hand, and library by 1.
{3}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Arek: Target opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is Arek's intensity.

Megalegendary (Your deck can have only one copy of this card.)
Vigilance, trample
Vazal, the Compleat has the activated abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.

Creatures you control have skulk.
{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Haste
When Earthshaker Khenra enters the battlefield, target creature with power less than or equal to Earthshaker Khenra's power can't block this turn.
Eternalize {4}{R}{R}

When you cast this spell, any player may discard three cards. If a player does, counter Phantasmagorian.
Discard three cards: Return Phantasmagorian from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/+1.

{1}, Sacrifice Vial of Poison: Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Strafe deals 3 damage to target nonred creature.

{B}{G}: Ebony Treefolk gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

When Sophia, Dogged Detective enters the battlefield, create Tiny, a legendary 2/2 green Dog Detective creature token with trample.
{1}, Sacrifice an artifact token: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Dog you control.
Whenever a Dog you control deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token, then investigate.

Tempting offer — Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Each opponent may create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. For each opponent who does, create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste.

Flying
Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Flying
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Dawn Elemental.

{U}, {T}: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.