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Enchant creature
As Pentarch Ward enters the battlefield, choose a color.
When Pentarch Ward enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has protection from the chosen color. This effect doesn't remove Pentarch Ward.

When Penumbra Bobcat dies, create a 2/1 black Cat creature token.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional Food token are created instead.
Sacrifice three Foods: Draw a card.

Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, Perimeter Patrol gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever Perimeter Sergeant attacks, other Humans you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Destroy all green creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player shuffles that card into their library.

{X}, Sacrifice Pernicious Deed: Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value X or less.

Counter target spell unless its controller discards their hand.
Transmute {1}{U}{B}

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

During your turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.

Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block."

Create two 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."

Flash
Flying
When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.

Pestilence Rats's power is equal to the number of other Rats on the battlefield.

{T}, Discard a card: Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
{1}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.
{4}, {T}: Exile four target cards from a single graveyard. Draw a card.

Choose one —
• All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
• Remove two loyalty counters from each planeswalker.

Flying
Deathtouch
{2}{R}: Pestilent Kathari gains first strike until end of turn.

Menace, deathtouch
Instant and sorcery spells you control have deathtouch.

Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Pests of Honor.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Suspend 2—{G}

Reach
When Petting Zookeeper enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.

Strive — This spell costs {1}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Any number of target creatures each gain double strike until end of turn.