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Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
Draw a card.

{T}: Orcish Cannoneers deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.

{T}: Target land becomes a Swamp until its controller's next untap step.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Orcish Mechanics deals 2 damage to any target.

Enchant land
Orcish Mine enters the battlefield with three ore counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep or whenever enchanted land becomes tapped, remove an ore counter from Orcish Mine.
When the last ore counter is removed from Orcish Mine, destroy enchanted land and Orcish Mine deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.

Trample
Other Orcs and Goblins you control have trample.
Whenever Orcish Siegemaster attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Orcish Veteran can't block white creatures with power 2 or greater.
{R}: Orcish Veteran gains first strike until end of turn.

{1}{W}{W}, {Q}: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Counter target black spell.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Mentor
Whenever you attack a player, target creature that's attacking that player gains first strike until end of turn.

{T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Target player loses 3 life.

Whenever one or more creatures attack you, you gain 1 life for each attacking creature.

Kicker {R}
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, it deals damage equal to that permanent's mana value to target creature.

{T}: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

{T}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Grandeur — Discard another card named Oriss, Samite Guardian: Target player can't cast spells this turn, and creatures that player controls can't attack this turn.

Flying, trample, lifelink
Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card.

When Ornery Kudu enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Whenever Ornery Tumblewagg attacks while saddled, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Saddle 2

{2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token. If you control ten or more creatures, flip Orochi Eggwatcher.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. If a player does, creatures that player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control until your next turn.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Orzhov Cluestone: Draw a card.

Haunt
When Orzhov Euthanist enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{W}{B}: Orzhov Keyrune becomes a 1/4 white and black Thrull artifact creature with lifelink until end of turn.