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Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
Equip {2}

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, its controller loses 3 life.
{1}{R}: Enchanted creature attacks this turn if able.

Toxic 2
Corrupted — Exile Nettling Host from your graveyard: Conjure a card named Nettlecyst into your hand. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

{T}: Choose target non-Wall creature the active player has controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn. That creature attacks this turn if able. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step if it didn't attack this turn. Activate only during an opponent's turn, before attackers are declared.

Flying
Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, that player creates a 4/2 red Pirate creature token with "This creature can't block." The token is goaded for the rest of the game.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}, Tap another untapped artifact you control: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Shroud
Whenever Neurok Commando deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

Neurok Invisimancer can't be blocked.
When Neurok Invisimancer enters the battlefield, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Flying
Discard an artifact card: Return Neurok Prodigy to its owner's hand.

{1}{U}, Sacrifice Neurok Replica: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Neurok Spy can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.

{U}: Target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
{U}: Until end of turn, target artifact creature becomes blue and isn't an artifact.

Counter target spell.
Cycling {2}

Creatures target opponent controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. Surveil 2.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from that player's graveyard or hand and exile it.

As Nevermore enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.

Enchant land
When New Horizons enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you may put a creature card you own with lesser mana value from your hand or from the command zone onto the battlefield. If you do, return Next of Kin to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Reach
Constellation — Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 2 life.

Nezumi Bladeblesser has deathtouch as long as you control an artifact.
Nezumi Bladeblesser has menace as long as you control an enchantment.

Bushido 1

{G}{G}{G}{G}, {T}: Regenerate target creature.

When Niambi, Faithful Healer enters the battlefield, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Teferi, Timebender, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Flying
Prowess