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This spell can't be countered.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

Start your engines!
Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip {3}

Flying
Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, draw a card.

Firebending 1
{5}: Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, then shuffle. Put that card into your hand if you control an Assassin. Otherwise, put that card on top of your library.

Sacrifice this creature: Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Menace
Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, each opponent loses 3 life.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Roll X six-sided dice, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Create a tapped Treasure token for each even result. If you rolled 6 exactly seven times, you win the game.

At the beginning of each player's end step, that player may draw a card if a player other than you lost life this turn.
Partner

Wild Shape — Specialize {3}. Activate only if you control six or more lands.
When Lukamina, Moon Druid enters, if you cast it, seek a land card with a basic land type.

Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token.
Tap seven untapped Merfolk you control: Counter target spell.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature whose controller has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

{T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Whenever you cast a kicked spell, you gain 2 life.

Flying
Specialize {2}
When Lulu, Forgetful Hollyphant enters, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell without flying, it perpetually gains flying."

Whenever an opponent attacks you, choose target creature attacking you. Put a stun counter on that creature.
{3}{U}: Proliferate.

This Vehicle's power is equal to the number of lands you control.
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Crew 4

Flying
Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may tap target permanent.

Choose a creature type. You gain 2 life for each permanent you control of that type.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, you gain 4 life.

When an opponent casts a spell, sacrifice this enchantment and counter that spell.

Draw a card for each different mana value among nonland permanents you control.