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When Jyoti enters, create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature token for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game.
At the beginning of each combat, land creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Jyoti's power.

Cumulative upkeep—Put two cards from a single graveyard on the bottom of their owner's library.

Lifelink
For each {B} in a cost, you may pay 2 life rather than pay that mana.
Whenever you cast a black spell, put a +1/+1 counter on K'rrik.

Negative — As long as K-9 is untapped, other legendary creatures you control have ward {1}.
Affirmative — {1}{U}, {T}: Target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn.
Doctor's companion

Flying
Whenever Kaalia attacks an opponent, you may put an Angel, Demon, or Dragon creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that opponent.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 2 life.
{T}: Add {W}.

Level up {2}{W}
LEVEL 2-4
3/6
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
LEVEL 5+
4/8
Other creatures you control get +2/+2.

When this creature is turned face up, counter all abilities your opponents control.
Megamorph {1}{U}

The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast.
Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Kaervek deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

At the beginning of your end step, goad each creature your opponents control that's enchanted by an Aura you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Kaima for each creature goaded this way.

Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax.

Living weapon
Indestructible
Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature."
Equip {7}

Vigilance
{5}{W}{W}: Monstrosity 3.
When this creature becomes monstrous, exile all artifacts and enchantments.

Double strike, vigilance
Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, you get an experience counter.
Kalemne gets +1/+1 for each experience counter you have.

Lifelink
If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas.

Shroud

Trample
This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

{G}: Target land becomes a 1/1 creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
{2}{G}{G}{G}: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

Haste
{T}: Kamahl deals 3 damage to any target.

Partner with Laurine, the Diversion
Lifelink
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life and create a Blood token.

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Whenever a modified creature you control attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead.
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is this creature's power.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.