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When Mintstrosity dies, create a Food token.

Swampwalk
{G}: Regenerate Mire Boa.

{B}, Sacrifice a Swamp: Put a +1/+1 counter on Mire Shade. Activate only as a sorcery.

Deathtouch
When Mire Triton enters the battlefield, mill two cards and you gain 2 life.

Each opponent sacrifices a creature or enchantment.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -3/-3.

As long as it's your turn, Mounts and Vehicles you control have hexproof.
Whenever a Mount or Vehicle you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you may create a token that's a copy of that creature. Exile that token at end of combat.

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has hexproof and "Whenever a creature with deathtouch blocks or becomes blocked by this creature, destroy that creature."
Equip {2}

{5}, {T}: Scry 1, then draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

As Mirror of the Forebears enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}: Until end of turn, Mirror of the Forebears becomes a copy of target creature you control of the chosen type, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Vigilance
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a backup ability, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
Cycling {2}

Whenever Mischievous Catgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Disturb {2}{U}

Whenever Mischievous Catgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Disturb {1}{U}

Flying
Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, Mischievous Chimera deals 1 damage to each opponent. Scry 1.

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
{1}: Misery's Shadow gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
As long as you control enchanted creature, it gets +2/+2. Otherwise, it can't block.

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
Whenever you discard one or more artifact cards, add {R}{R}. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flying

Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast it this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Creatures target player controls don't untap during that player's next untap step.

Devoid
Flying
Ingest

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Mister Gutsy.
When Mister Gutsy dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.