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{1}{W}{U}, {T}: Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent creates three Walker tokens.
{T}: Hansk, Slayer Zealot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Whenever a Zombie an opponent controls dies, draw a card.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is a number from 0 to 6 chosen at random.

Whenever Hapatra deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token with deathtouch.

When this enchantment enters, each player gains 5 life and draws a card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are five colors among permanents you control, there are six or more card types among permanents you control and/or cards in your graveyard, and your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, you win the game.

Flying
{2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
{2}{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to each other creature with flying.

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it.
When this creature enters, you may return target tapped creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.
Partner—Friends forever

The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Prowess
If a triggered ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

All Slivers have "When this permanent enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment."

Flying
Non-Archon creatures have base power and toughness 3/3.
When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Draw three cards.

Vigilance, reach
When Harold and Bob dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '{T}: Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Rapacious Hunger — Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Devouring Monster — {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from this creature: Add X mana of any one color.

Search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the number of tapped creatures you control, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Deathtouch
Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may draw a card.

Whenever you discard a creature card, you may pay {2}{U}. If you do, create a tapped token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}.
{1}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Choose up to two target creatures you don't control. For each of those creatures, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.