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This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{2}{B}{G}: This land becomes a 4/4 black and green Horror creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
Whenever this land attacks, create a Food token and exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

{4}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: Take an extra turn after this one.

When The Keeper of Kaldra enters the battlefield, if it's the first time this ability has resolved this game, add Helm of Kaldra, Shield of Kaldra, and Sword of Kaldra as your companions. (You can pay {3} to put one into your hand from outside the game, once each. Use tokens to represent those cards.)
Creatures you control named Kaldra have hexproof.

When this creature dies, create a tapped Powerstone token.

Whenever a player casts a white spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Boneyard Mycodrax's power and toughness are each equal to the number of other creature cards in your graveyard.
Scavenge {4}{B}

{2}, {T}: Tap target creature.

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Remove X counters from target permanent, where X is the number of Elves you control.
• Target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves you control.

Trample
When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.

Vigilance
Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.

Gift a Food
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

Sacrifice a land: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an enchantment: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Skulk
Lifelink

When this creature enters, you may have target creature get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Eternalize {4}{G}{G}

Protection from blue

Flying
{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability.

Flying
Will of the council — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for grace or condemnation. If grace gets more votes, each player returns each creature card from their graveyard to the battlefield. If condemnation gets more votes or the vote is tied, destroy all creatures other than this creature.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This creature deals damage to you equal to the number of cards revealed this way.

Narset's Rebuke deals 5 damage to target creature. Add {U}{R}{W}. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if it targets a creature with flying.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -5/-3.

Each Dinosaur card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard.
{T}: Add {G} for each Dinosaur you control.

Flying, protection from green

First strike, vigilance
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Anax and Cymede, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Whenever one or more nontoken Merfolk you control become tapped, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token with hexproof.