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Trample
Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess noncombat damage, Toralf deals damage equal to the excess to any target other than that permanent.

Vigilance
Land creatures you control have vigilance.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target land you control become a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste until end of turn. It's still a land.

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Place exactly two cards named Hydra Head onto the battlefield from the Hydra's graveyard. If you can't, reveal cards from the top of the Hydra's library until you reveal a Head card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest into the Hydra's graveyard.

Fiery Impulse deals 2 damage to target creature.
Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Fiery Impulse deals 3 damage instead.

When Territory Forge enters the battlefield, if you cast it, exile target artifact or land.
Territory Forge has all activated abilities of the exiled card.

When Centaur Safeguard dies, you may gain 3 life.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}{X}. When you do, distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target Elves.
Partner

Choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
• Proliferate.
Entwine {3}{W}

When Wernog, Rider's Chaplain enters or leaves the battlefield, each opponent may investigate. Each opponent who doesn't loses 1 life. You investigate X times, where X is one plus the number of opponents who investigated this way.
Friends forever

Trample

Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature you control. Draw that many cards.
Fuse

Rebel Informer can't be the target of white spells or abilities from white sources.
{3}: Put target nontoken Rebel on the bottom of its owner's library.

Target creature gets +2/+4 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W}.
{2}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

{3}, {T} or {W}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.

{T}: Target Merfolk creature gets +1/+1 and gains islandwalk until end of turn.
{T}: Target land becomes an Island until end of turn.

{1}{G}, {T}: Venomspout Brackus deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature with flying.
Morph {3}{G}{G}

Enchant artifact or creature
When Malfunction enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Remove a ki counter from Azamuki, Treachery Incarnate: Gain control of target creature until end of turn.

Flying
Drill-Skimmer has shroud as long as you control another artifact creature.

Creatures you control but don't own are Mercenaries in addition to their other types.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of target opponent's library, where X is the number of outlaws you control. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those cards, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.

When Grishnákh, Brash Instigator enters the battlefield, amass Orcs 2. When you do, until end of turn, gain control of target nonlegendary creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the amassed Army's power. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.