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If a permanent you control would be put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn, exile it instead. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Foretell {1}{W}

Gain control of target creature. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchant land
When enchanted land becomes tapped, destroy it. That land's controller may attach Kudzu to a land of their choice.

Haste
Enlist
Whenever Goblin Morale Sergeant enlists a nontoken creature, you may conjure a duplicate of that creature into the top five cards of your library at random. The duplicate perpetually gets +1/+0 and gains haste.

Suspended Animation — Whenever a creature dies, exile it. Its controller scries 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create X 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature tokens with menace, where X is one plus the number of cards exiled with Gardens of Tranquil Repose.

Double strike
{B}{G}: Viashino Slaughtermaster gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

{2}{B}, Sacrifice Nim Replica: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying
When Reiver Demon enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, destroy all nonartifact, nonblack creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Spark Spray deals 1 damage to any target.
Cycling {R}

Deathtouch
When Plaguecrafter's Familiar enters the battlefield, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains deathtouch.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
As long as enchanted creature is a Human, it has first strike.

Lovestruck Beast can't attack unless you control a 1/1 creature.

Intimidate
Whenever Heirs of Stromkirk deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Everlasting Lich can't block.
Everlasting Lich can't die. (This creature has indestructible, can't be sacrificed, and doesn't go to the graveyard for having 0 toughness.)

Flying
Instant and sorcery spells you cast with mana value 5 or greater cost {1} less to cast.

Ghave, Guru of Spores enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Affinity for artifacts
Artifact creature spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.

{T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Flying, haste
Whenever Goldspan Dragon attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token.
Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."

Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card.

Whenever you draw a card, Burlfist Oak gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying
{T}: If the top card of target player's graveyard is a creature card, put that card on top of that player's library.

Chandra's Triumph deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Chandra's Triumph deals 5 damage instead if you control a Chandra planeswalker.