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Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
As long as it's your turn, equipped creature has first strike.
Equip {3}

Destroy target creature.

One or more target creatures become red until end of turn.

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

{1}, Sacrifice Furnace Skullbomb: Draw a card.
{1}{R}, Sacrifice Furnace Skullbomb: Put two oil counters on target artifact or creature you control. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: Add {B}. Cabal Pit deals 1 damage to you.
Threshold — {B}, {T}, Sacrifice Cabal Pit: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

When Thought-Knot Seer enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.
When Thought-Knot Seer leaves the battlefield, target opponent draws a card.

{T}: Add {B}.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6.
Destroy all creatures. If evidence was collected, exile a card from an opponent's graveyard. Then search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.

{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Whenever Go-Shintai of Life's Origin or another nontoken Shrine enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 colorless Shrine enchantment creature token.

{2}{W}: The next time target attacking creature would deal combat damage to Shield Dancer this turn, that creature deals that damage to itself instead.

{2}{W}, {T}: Choose a permanent you control. Prevent all combat damage target creature would deal this turn if it shares a color with that permanent.

Lifelink
For each {B} in a cost, you may pay 2 life rather than pay that mana.
Whenever you cast a black spell, put a +1/+1 counter on K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth.

Search your library for a basic Forest or Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{3}, {T}: Retributive Wand deals 1 damage to any target.
When Retributive Wand is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 5 damage to any target.

Whenever Root Spider blocks, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

When Sarcomancy enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no Zombies on the battlefield, Sarcomancy deals 1 damage to you.

Destroy all creatures. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate Devouring Strossus.

Destroy target artifact with mana value X. It can't be regenerated. Detonate deals X damage to that artifact's controller.

Enchant land
When Lithoform Blight enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted land loses all land types and abilities and has "{T}: Add {C}" and "{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color."

{6}, {T}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by creatures with flying.

Whenever Imperial Recovery Unit attacks, return target creature or Vehicle card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
Crew 2

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a loyalty counter on target planeswalker.
[–2]: For each planeswalker type among planeswalkers you control, create a 1/1 Attendee creature token that's all colors.
[–X]: Choose an Elspeth, Teferi, Liliana, Chandra, or Garruk planeswalker card name with mana value X. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Svega can be your commander.