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Other white creatures you control get +1/+1.
{W}, {T}: Another target white creature you control gains vigilance until end of turn.

Fading 5
Remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave: Exile target creature.
When Parallax Wave leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with Parallax Wave.

Delirium — Paranoid Parish-Blade gets +1/+0 and has first strike as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

You may cast Parapet as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Creatures you control get +0/+1.

Destroy all enchantments. You gain 1 life for each enchantment destroyed this way.

Flying, first strike, vigilance
Whenever Parhelion II attacks, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance that are attacking.
Crew 4

Flying, vigilance
Mentor

Enchant creature
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Training
When Parish-Blade Trainee dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get {TK}.
{W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying
When Patagia Tiger enters the battlefield, target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When Patchplate Resolute enters or leaves the battlefield, you get a boon with "When you cast your next creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
Unearth {1}{W}

As long as your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain life equal to the number of attacking creatures.

Destroy target creature. Its owner gains 4 life.

Create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.

If you've cast another white spell this turn, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Destroy all enchantments.

Discard a card: Patrol Hound gains first strike until end of turn.

{1}{W}, {Q}: Create a 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature token.

Fox offering
Whenever a creature attacks, you may gain 1 life.

Flying
When Patron of the Valiant enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal this turn.