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Commander creatures you own have "Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life."

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn."

Aggravate deals 1 damage to each creature target player controls. Each creature dealt damage this way attacks this turn if able.

Enchant non-Wall creature
Enchanted creature has first strike and trample.
At the beginning of the end step of enchanted creature's controller, destroy that creature if it didn't attack this turn.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Kicker {R}
Target player discards two cards. If this spell was kicked, it deals 3 damage to that player.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flanking.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control each gain haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability.

Kicker {1}{R}
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. If this spell was kicked, Agonizing Demise deals damage equal to that creature's power to the creature's controller.

Look at target player's hand and choose two cards from it. Put them on top of that player's library in any order.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it or a card from their graveyard. Exile that card. You lose 1 life.

Agonizing Syphon deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -0/-3 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -5/-0.
{2}{U}: Return Agoraphobia to its owner's hand.

Whenever a white creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever a nonwhite creature dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures can't attack you until a player planeswalks.

You may exert Ahn-Crop Champion as it attacks. When you do, untap all other creatures you control.

Haste
You may exert Ahn-Crop Crasher as it attacks. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.

As long as it's your turn, Ahn-Crop Invader has first strike.
{1}, Sacrifice another creature: Ahn-Crop Invader gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Choose one or both —
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Return target planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Exile target Zombie.
• Target opponent exiles two cards from their hand.

Ainok Artillerist has reach as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.

Outlast {1}{W}
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has first strike.

When Ainok Guide enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Ainok Guide.
• Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.