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Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls."
If Clever Distraction would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may transform Cloistered Youth.

Flying, protection from common
Whenever Collectigull attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a Booster Fun card, you may put it into your hand.

Collision deals 6 damage to target creature with flying.

When Colossal Badger enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.

Target creature gets +4/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Put target spell or nonland permanent into its owner's library second from the top.

When this creature transforms into Compleated Conjurer, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Aftermath
Choose a card name. Until your next turn, your opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name.

Defender
{2}{B}: Transform Concealing Curtains. Activate only as a sorcery.

Menace

Surveil 3, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever Conduit of Emrakul attacks, add {C}{C} at the beginning of your next main phase this turn.

Whenever Conduit of Storms attacks, add {R} at the beginning of your next main phase this turn.
{3}{R}{R}: Transform Conduit of Storms.

Gain control of target creature with power 2 or less.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{4}, {T}: Draw a card.
{6}, {T}: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Conqueror's Galleon attacks, exile it at end of combat, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Crew 4

Exile target card from a graveyard.
Draw a card.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Target player sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures they control. You gain life equal to its power.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Convicted Killer.

Aftermath
Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile Cosima. If you do, it gains "Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if Cosima is exiled, you may put a voyage counter on it. If you don't, return Cosima to the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it and draw X cards, where X is the number of voyage counters on it."