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{2}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and lifelink.
Equip {5}

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever an artifact enters, you may untap this creature.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, this creature gains banding until end of combat.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a Wall, destroy that Wall at end of combat.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink.
{3}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand.
Equip {5}

When Battle Myrsphere enters the battlefield, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a battle card. Put it onto the battlefield, and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever Battle Myrsphere attacks, you may tap X untapped battles you control (so they're oriented like a regular Magic card). If you do, Battle Myrsphere gets +X/+0 until end of turn and deals X damage to the player or permanent.

{T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.

Flash
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.

Beast of Burden's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature."

Trample
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E}.
When this creature dies, you may pay an amount of {E} equal to target nonland permanent's mana value. When you do, destroy that permanent.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy all nonland permanents target opponent controls.

{X}, {T}: Target creature gets -X/+X until end of turn.

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type.
{3}, {T}: You may put a creature card of the chosen type from your hand onto the battlefield.

All creatures have "Boast — {1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Whenever chaos ensues, put an indestructible counter on target creature you control that attacked this turn.

Haste
Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn.
Crew 2

Flying
When this creature enters, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Cards in each player's hand have cycling {2}.
Chaos: Until end of turn, creatures you control have "This creature gets +1/+1 for each card you've discarded this turn."

During your turn, equipped creature has hexproof and can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Equip Halfling {1}
Equip {4}

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

{4}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip {3}

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Black Lotus artifact token.
Whenever Chaos ensues, each player draws a card for each artifact token they control.