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This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Pay {1} for each +1/+1 counter on this creature: Regenerate this creature. When it regenerates this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Job select
Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types.
Equip {3}

Randomly distribute X -0/-1 counters among a random number of random target creatures.

Domesticated Mammoth enters with a token copy of Pacifism attached to it.

Equipped creature has skulk.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Equip {2}

Trample
{3}: This creature loses trample until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Trample, ward {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get an amount of {E} equal to this creature's power. Then you may pay one or more {E}. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land becomes tapped, its controller mills three cards.

Each player with fewer cards in hand than the player with the most cards in hand draws cards equal to the difference.
Foretell {1}{U}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
As long as enchanted creature is a Human, it has first strike.

Haste
Mentor
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control.
{R}{W}: Tajic gains first strike until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass Zombies 1.
Whenever a Zombie token you control with power 6 or greater attacks, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Choose one or more —
• Exile all artifacts.
• Exile all creatures.
• Exile all enchantments.
• Exile all graveyards.

Create X 2/1 green Varmint creature tokens, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Plot {2}{G}

Enchant creature
{U}{U}: Enchanted creature phases out.

Choose three target creature cards in your graveyard. Return two of them at random to the battlefield and put the other on the bottom of your library.

Choose target nonlegendary creature. The next time one or more creatures or planeswalkers enter this turn, they enter as copies of the chosen creature.
Foretell {U}

Whenever Radha attacks, you may add {R}{R}.
{T}: Add {G}.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

Rolling Temblor deals 2 damage to each creature without flying.
Flashback {4}{R}{R}

Whenever this creature and at least one other Warrior attack, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Aftermath
Create a Treasure token for each creature you controlled that dealt combat damage to a player this turn.

{1}, {T}: Put a fate counter on another target creature.
{W}, {T}: Exile target creature that has a fate counter on it, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
{B}, {T}: Exile target creature that has a fate counter on it. Its controller draws two cards.