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If the difference between your life total and target player's life total is 5 or less, exchange life totals with that player.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature attacks or blocks, destroy it at end of combat.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters from a graveyard, you lose 2 life.
{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.
Mayhem

Cycling {2}{G}
When you cycle this card, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Deathtouch

{G}{G}, {T}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
{U}{U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Shard Volley deals 3 damage to any target.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.

When this creature enters, amass Zombies 1.
Zombie tokens you control have deathtouch.

Whenever a permanent is turned face up, you may draw a card.

Flying
{2}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Deathtouch, lifelink
If a permanent entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

If a source would deal damage to another Dinosaur you control, prevent all but 1 of that damage.

Flying
When this creature becomes the target of a spell, sacrifice it.
When this creature dies, learn.

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Ally creature you control.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample, wither, and "When this creature attacks, target creature blocks it this turn if able."

Spells you cast have affinity for artifact creatures that weren't originally artifact creatures. (They cost {1} less to cast for each artifact creature you control that wasn't originally an artifact creature.)
{1}{U}{U}: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat."

{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Target player mills three cards.

Defender
{2}{G}: This creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Vigilance
{G}: Regenerate this creature.

Flying, firebending 2
Whenever you waterbend, earthbend, firebend, or airbend, draw a card. Then if you've done all four this turn, transform Avatar Aang.

Flying, first strike, lifelink
Crew 3
Cycling {X}{2}{W}
When you cycle this card, create X 1/1 colorless Pilot creature tokens with "This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."

Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller gains control of this creature.