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Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
{3}{G}, {T}: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.

Intimidate
This creature can't block creatures with power 2 or less.

When this enchantment enters, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
Creatures you control have trample.
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.

Menace
Whenever one or more artifacts and/or creatures you control are put into a graveyard from the battlefield, surveil 1.

Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If it's a Vehicle, it becomes an artifact creature.

Menace
When Revel Ruiner enters, it connives.

If a creature with a magnet counter on it attacks, all creatures with magnet counters on them attack if able.
Whenever a creature with a magnet counter on it attacks, all creatures with magnet counters on them block that creature this turn if able.
{1}, {T}: Put a magnet counter on target creature.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

This enchantment enters with seven omen counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an omen counter from this enchantment. If there are no omen counters on this enchantment, the player with the highest life total wins the game. If two or more players are tied for highest life total, the game is a draw.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Menace
Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token.
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Forest you control.

Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by two.

{X}{B}, {T}: Target player reveals X cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library.
As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, this creature has all activated abilities of that card.

As long as you control a Bird, this creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

Barad-dûr enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature.
{T}: Add {B}.
{X}{X}{B}, {T}: Amass Orcs X. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Boseiju enters tapped.
{T}, Pay 2 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on an instant or sorcery spell, that spell can't be countered.

Prototype {3}{R}{R} — 2/2
Trample, haste
When this creature enters, if you cast it, create two tokens that are copies of it.

Flash
When this creature dies, if it's not a Spirit, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with four charge counters on it. It's a Spirit Detective.
{1}{W}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this creature: Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.

More Than Meets the Eye {3}{B}
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent loses life equal to the life that player lost this turn. If no life is lost this way, convert Blitzwing.

When you attack with exactly two creatures, transform this creature.

Prototype {1}{B}{B} — 3/3
Menace, lifelink
Ward—Pay life equal to this creature's power.

Choose one —
• Cathartic Pyre deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.