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Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card.

Haste

Flash
Defender, flying

Vigilance
When Farfinder enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{1}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
{6}{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Create five tokens that are copies of another target creature you control. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Battalion — Whenever Ordruun Veteran and at least two other creatures attack, Ordruun Veteran gains double strike until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, choose an opponent. At the beginning of that player's next end step, you draw a card if they didn't attack you that turn. Otherwise, create three 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.

Flash
Indestructible
When Mithril Coat enters the battlefield, attach it to target legendary creature you control.
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip {3}

{2}, Discard a Spirit or Arcane card: Slumbering Tora becomes an X/X Cat artifact creature until end of turn, where X is the discarded card's mana value.

Whenever a creature is dealt damage, destroy it. It can't be regenerated.

{W}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
{B}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

When this Case enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
To solve — Three or more sources you controlled dealt damage this turn.
Solved — Sacrifice this Case: Exile the top three cards of your library. Choose one of them. You may play that card this turn.

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has "{2}, {T}: Target player mills three cards."
Equip {3}

Hungering Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Hungering Hydra can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Whenever Hungering Hydra is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{T}: Samite Archer deals 1 damage to any target.

{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

When Ashen-Skin Zubera dies, target opponent discards a card for each Zubera that died this turn.

Tap target creature you don't control.
Overload {3}{U}

{1}{U}: Look at target face-down creature.

When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.

Goblins you control and Elementals you control have menace.

As long as Centaur Omenreader is tapped, creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.

Flying
Whenever Archon of Cruelty enters the battlefield or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker, discards a card, and loses 3 life. You draw a card and gain 3 life.

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}, Exile Ominous Cemetery: Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Untap Endbringer during each other player's untap step.
{T}: Endbringer deals 1 damage to any target.
{C}, {T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.
{C}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.