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Ballroom enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Whenever Grimoire Thief becomes tapped, exile the top three cards of target opponent's library face down.
You may look at cards exiled with Grimoire Thief.
{U}, Sacrifice Grimoire Thief: Turn all cards exiled with Grimoire Thief face up. Counter all spells with those names.

Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.
{2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.

Reach, trample, lifelink
Ward {2}
{1}{G}{W}, Exile Wilson, Urbane Bear from your graveyard: Target creature you control perpetually gains lifelink. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever a creature dies, Dingus Staff deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Recover {2}{B}

Flying
{1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate Wake of Vultures.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0, has menace, and is a Pirate in addition to its other creature types.
Whenever Captain's Hook becomes unattached from a permanent, destroy that permanent.
Equip {1}

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the number of creatures they controlled that were destroyed this way.

Flying, haste
Impetuous Sunchaser attacks each combat if able.

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Measure of Wickedness and you lose 8 life.
Whenever another card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, target opponent gains control of Measure of Wickedness.

When Pendulum of Patterns enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Pendulum of Patterns: Draw a card.

Feast of Flesh deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named Feast of Flesh in all graveyards.

Counter target spell. If that spell's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate.

Flaming Gambit deals X damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller may choose a creature they control and have Flaming Gambit deal that damage to it instead.
Flashback {X}{R}{R}

You may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

As Hall of Triumph enters the battlefield, choose a color.
Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+1.

When Woodweaver's Puzzleknot enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life and get {E}{E}{E}.
{2}{G}, Sacrifice Woodweaver's Puzzleknot: You gain 3 life and get {E}{E}{E}.

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls and untap it.

When this creature specializes, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact or creature spells.

First strike
Sacrifice Brass-Talon Chimera: Put a +2/+2 counter on target Chimera creature. It gains first strike.

Flying, vigilance, haste
Whenever Aurelia, the Warleader attacks for the first time each turn, untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Return an Elf you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.

Flying
Whenever Archive Haunt attacks, draw a card, then discard a card.
If Archive Haunt would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.